Kill Keith - not in most cinemas from 11th November

One film I'm desperate to see is Kill Keith, the latest feature from director Andy Thompson (The Scar Crow), in which a serial killer murders minor league British TV names including Russell Grant, Joe Pasquale, Tony Blackburn and the eponymous Mr Chegwin.

The concept is so loopy that this can't fail to be either the best film ever made or the worst, possibly both. There's a great teaser trailer at www.killkeith.co.uk and the film is set for a limited theatrical release on 11th November.

The cast also include Dominic Burns (director of Cut), the ubiquitous Simon Phillips (Jack Says trilogy, Jesus vs the Messiah etc), Susannah Fielding (4.3.2.1) and the great Frank Scantori (Warrior Sisters, Room 36).